Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Koko, and I mean the
REAL Koko. This site is awesome. My
name is Jeff and I can't stop thinking about
Koko.
Koko is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Koko is a mammal.
2. Koko is the ILLEST basketball player ever.
3.
The purpose of Koko is to throw down pimp-ass dunks.
Testimonial:
Koko can dunk on ANYONE! Koko dunks ALL the
time and people don't even think twice about it. Koko And that's what I call REAL Ultimate
Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't believe that Koko has REAL Ultimate
Power you better get a life right now or you will be in some
serious
Koko is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't
believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. Koko is totally
awesome and that's a fact. Koko is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful,
and sweet. I can't wait to start
Q and A:. Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Koko?
A: Koko is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand Koko can dunk and hit mad treys, but on the other
he is like a completely nice guy and hasn't raped anyone, not even once.
Q: I heard that Koko never plays defense. What's
the problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other
players, Koko can make awesome steals and go coast to coast and DUNK on your wack ass. Q: What does Koko do when he's not showing mad skillz on the court?
A:Koko likes to eat cereal.